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They could have gotten a better meal in the college cafeteria. What a shame
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Just think Rhyhorn as a Corgi (but hard).
STOP BEING TINY
Is this what you monsters wanted??
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Y’all, this Moore spokesman’s stunned silence when Jake Tapper tells him you don’t have to swear on a Bible to join Congress is a-mee-zing.
Tapper: You don’t have to swear on a bible, that’s not actually a law.
Spokesman:
holy shit that question killed him instantly, you could see the life leaving his eyes
Tumblr just lets you post snuff videos huh
GOP dumb as shit
And these people who have no idea about the existing laws are the ones in charge of them
iwouldliketobutteryourmuffins:
Moves as smoothly as an ocean liner.
I couldn’t tell what it was at first, but that wasn’t what I was expecting
The Loch Ness Moose.
Jared Padalecki looks majestic as fuck
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BOX FOR PLAY
Look at this beautiful angel
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Touchy da kitty. (sound on to hear sweet mews)
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not to flex but i never saw la la land